Apparently she can get out of her crib now.
I opened the door and beheld this horror, and she (face liberally smeared with lotion) pipes up brightly, "Hi Mommy! I don't wanna spankin'!"
(a ploy which TOTALLY WORKED, if you were wondering, because it was just all too cute to bear.)
I guess it's time to get a big girl bed? At least then she can get BACK in bed if she chooses to get out of it.
This child is hilarious. And charming and delightful and sweet. And one minute she's all:
"Let me just sit sweetly on this pink tricycle and read a book."
And next thing you know she's more like:
"It doesn't count as eating more than one cupcake, like you said, since I only ate the ICING from three cupcakes. LOOPHOLES, mommy, you gotta watch out for the loopholes."